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  • Feb. 1st, 2008 at 9:07 AM
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Bill would make it illegal to feed the obese (USA Today)
House Bill No. 282, which was introduced this month, says:

Any food establishment to which this section applies shall not be allowed to serve food to any person who is obese, based on criteria prescribed by the State Department of Health after consultation with the Mississippi Council on Obesity Prevention and Management established under Section 41-101-1 or its successor. The State Department of Health shall prepare written materials that describe and explain the criteria for determining whether a person is obese, and shall provide those materials to all food establishments to which this section applies. A food establishment shall be entitled to rely on the criteria for obesity in those written materials when determining whether or not it is allowed to serve food to any person.

Mississipi Lawmakers Propose Banning Fat People From Restaurants (Alas, a blog)

Mississippi legislators seek to bar restaurants from serving fat people (Feministe)

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[info]wyvernfree wrote:
Feb. 1st, 2008 02:33 pm (UTC)
!
WTF? Do these legislators not realize that *everybody needs to eat*, and quitting food cold turkey would make fat people, you know, DIE, not lose weight?

As if other people's diets are any of the government's business anyway, but enforcing an INHERENTLY UNHEALTHY diet is completely mind-boggling...
[info]yolen wrote:
Feb. 1st, 2008 03:08 pm (UTC)
Then the eating establishments shall go out of business because many people that are thought of as "large" or "husky" or "chubby" or what have you meet the criteria for obesity on the BMI. Like
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Then the eating establishments shall go out of business because many people that are thought of as "large" or "husky" or "chubby" or what have you meet the criteria for obesity on the BMI. Like
<a href ="http://www.flickr.com/photos/77367764@N00/1459239412/in/set-72157602199008819>her</a>, <a href ="http://www.flickr.com/photos/77367764@N00/1458133850/in/set-72157602199008819/>her</a>, and OMG <a href ="http://www.flickr.com/photos/77367764@N00/1459030473/in/set-72157602199008819/>THIS outrageously fat</a> couple. What fucking bullshit!


Edited at 2008-02-01 03:12 pm (UTC)
[info]mizerychick wrote:
Feb. 1st, 2008 03:12 pm (UTC)
Ooooooooh, I was going to post to the Illustrated BMI project, but you beat me to it :D
[info]yolen wrote:
Feb. 1st, 2008 03:13 pm (UTC)
Yes, but I failed at the HTML! Even after editing it, I'm like, why is this fucked up! I'm still sleepy :P.
[info]sarudy wrote:
Feb. 1st, 2008 03:53 pm (UTC)
Looks like you were missing the close quotes on the hrefs:
her, her, and OMG THIS outrageously fat couple.
[info]yolen wrote:
Feb. 1st, 2008 07:53 pm (UTC)
WOW, I suck! Hahahahaha.

So yeah, can you believe the sheer obesity of those people! It's a wonder they can get around easily :P.
[info]mizerychick wrote:
Feb. 2nd, 2008 03:35 am (UTC)
They must need cranes and chainsaws to leave their houses.

OOOOOOOBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSIIIIIITYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!! It's coming to get yoooooooooooou!
[info]mizerychick wrote:
Feb. 1st, 2008 03:11 pm (UTC)
Wow, how fucking hateful is that?

I mean, over and above the fact that the "WAR ON OBESITY BOOGABOOGABOOGABOOGABOOGABOOGABOOGABOOGABOOGABOO!" is hateful and discriminatory in the first place.
[info]wintersweet wrote:
Feb. 1st, 2008 04:18 pm (UTC)
That comes from such a mindset of wrongheadedness that I hardly even know how to respond.

Other than--are you sure it's February 1 and not April 1? :p
[info]mizerychick wrote:
Feb. 1st, 2008 05:13 pm (UTC)
Sandy's take on the insanity.
[info]alicetheowl wrote:
Feb. 1st, 2008 05:26 pm (UTC)
Uh, how 'bout we make healthy, whole, locally-produced food more affordable than fast food or the processed crap?

Radical notion, I know. Give people a reason to do right, and they just might take the hint. :p

Edited at 2008-02-01 05:27 pm (UTC)
[info]raisinbottom wrote:
Feb. 1st, 2008 07:24 pm (UTC)
Yay, more government as nanny.
Also Mississippi is the fattest state of this once-grand Republic. This is an act of desperation on the part of Mississippi.
[info]lightningrose wrote:
Feb. 3rd, 2008 04:45 am (UTC)
desperation, or tit for tat?
http://www.wlox.com/Global/story.asp?S=7689808

how much do you want to bet that the representative who proposed the anti-obesity bill smokes? and the time of the bill is proximal to when the smoking ban was raised.

(as an MPH, I do believe the obesity epidemic is real, and has serious implications. BUT NO ONE WITH HALF A BRAIN, much less real interest in changing the damaging effects of overweight in Mississippi would come up with such a lame idea for legislation. We might propose, say, adequately funding public health programs....)
[info]the_malum wrote:
Feb. 2nd, 2008 01:21 am (UTC)
I'm reminded of Bloom County:

Milo: The first step in our weight-reduction program is the surgical reduction of the stomach... actually closing off much of the stomach cavity.
Milo: However, funds are short for surgery, so we've gone to an elastic belt.
Milo: Ready?
Opus: Ready.
Milo: The subject usually dies within a week, after which substantial weight loss begins immediately.

And that was mocking weight fears in 1986. (The strip in question is in Billy and the Boingers Bootleg.)
[info]jenelope wrote:
Feb. 4th, 2008 08:56 pm (UTC)
Not exactly bucking for re-election, are they?

Oh, and I wouldn't be able to eat in restaurants. Because I am a fat woman and I should feel ashamed of myself and don't deserve to be treated like a human being.